Attempted MINI Murder Shocks And Horrifies!

Word of the vicious attack inflicted upon Jeeves sleek self has spread like wildfire!

At Flow Mini-Cooper, Michael Douglas was left nearly speechless at the attempt made on his favorite Clubman's life.

Mr. Douglas was quoted as saying, "How did this happen? This is horrible! Just horrible! Poor Jeeves. I am stunned. ... Did you bring donuts?"

He was clearly distraught.

After leaving the dealership Jeeves and I traveled to the Flow Luxury Body Shop where Dr. Jeff rushed to Jeeves' side (his passenger side, of course) with speed and professionalism. A through examination has reassured his friends that Jeeves will most likely not suffer any permanent damage from this vicious attack. Surgery has been scheduled for Monday, Aug. 8, and the prognosis is for a full recovery.

Jeeves has asked me to thank his friends and fans for their concern and for the outpouring of outrage at the attack and well-wishes for his full recovery.

Ambulance Chasing Gone Viral

Mistress had a nice chat with the insurance chap. Seems he has recognized the value of a good-looking Clubman-about-town and is all for restoring me to my former glory. So I'll be heading off to Flow Mini for the auto doctors to take a look and then set a time to patch me up. Windscreen wipers crossed, I'll be good as new before long.

The Mistress was confounded upon picking up the post today. Large packet upon large packet! What could this be? Turns out to be packets from SEVEN different law firms. And two chiropractors. Did someone hack the police computer? Do the law firms 'friend' insurance agencies on facebook? How do they know? Amazing. Just amazing.

Stay tuned, I'll be updating this adventure as it continues to play out!