Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Attempted MINI Murder Shocks And Horrifies!


Word of the vicious attack inflicted upon Jeeves sleek self has spread like wildfire!
At Flow Mini-Cooper, Michael Douglas was left nearly speechless at the attempt made on his favorite Clubman's life.
Mr. Douglas was quoted as saying, "How did this happen? This is horrible! Just horrible! Poor Jeeves. I am stunned. ... Did you bring donuts?"
He was clearly distraught.

After leaving the dealership Jeeves and I traveled to the Flow Luxury Body Shop where Dr. Jeff rushed to Jeeves' side (his passenger side, of course) with speed and professionalism. A through examination has reassured his friends that Jeeves will most likely not suffer any permanent damage from this vicious attack. Surgery has been scheduled for Monday, Aug. 8, and the prognosis is for a full recovery.

Jeeves has asked me to thank his friends and fans for their concern and for the outpouring of outrage at the attack and well-wishes for his full recovery.

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