While I was having a few nips and tucks to regain my handsome facade, Mistress had a stand-in for me. The nice folks at Hertz gave her 2012 car if you can believe that.
I could have sworn we were only about half way through 2011 (and even that is hard to believe), and here she is driving next year's car!
It was a Chevy, Mistress was sure of that much, but she kept telling me that it was called a "Crash". Now luv, what manufacturer in his or her right mind would name a car a "Crash" I ask you? When Mistress came to pick me up and the nice man from Hertz came over, she asked, and it seems she was driving a "Cruise". Better choice of name, don't you think? I'm relieved we got that straight.
Of course Mistress said it couldn't hold a candle to me ( I'm blushing ... ) but it did the job quite well. Me, I'm just glad that it took good care of me Mistress. I'm quite fond of the old bird.
Ta for now.
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